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KISUMU WOMEN ARE SMALL

26 Jul

Dear diary,

i was in Kisumu last 5 years ago, at that time i hadnt really thought about assessing the women here!

by this time you already know my kind of woman….

Kisumu women are TOO HAPPY! they smile so hard on the dance floor…. They jump so very often!!! i got to understand why this is so on my second night in Kisumu!

(EVERYTHING POSTED IN THIS BLOG IS ONLY ALLOWED TO BE SAID AND WRITTEN BY ME ONLY  blah blah blah )

Most kisumu women (most is a polite word for ALL) are small- NOTHING above waist 34!!
Dont get it twisted, just because i love my Big women doesn't meant i hate small women!! In fact i love them very much! They are very light! Hahaha!

Moving on!….

during my stay there, not once did i see a big woman!!! I ADVISE THE GOVERNMENT TO DONATE FATTENING PRODUCTS IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY!!!

kisumu women share a common height, 5 feet 6 inches or less…. so far , they are short and small!

AND ALL OF THEM ARE IN BLACK AND WHITE!! except this One beautiful lady in green!! I didnt notice the yellows coz i cant stant YELLOW!!!

Kisumu women can dance….let me rephrase that…. KISUMU WOMEN CAN DANCE!!! i have to admit, i haven't seen humans move like that in a while…. saw it last at the Circus 15 years ago!!!!

its very fun to sit back and just look at them jump all over the place smiling!!

(THIS OBSERVATION IS PER THE WOMEN WHO WERE OUT ON FRIDAY & SATURDAY)

i was asleep the whole way back… i opened my eyes and the 1st thing i saw (WITH ALL HONESTY) a big woman walking out of CHICKEN INN!

I WAS HOME!

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1 Comment

Posted by on July 26, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

One response to “KISUMU WOMEN ARE SMALL

  1. Abba

    July 26, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    I can’t believe you haven’t been in 5 YEARS! I think we should move on to a different topic now. Bigger women is soo 3 posts ago!

     

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