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BUTTOCKS

28 Jul

Dear Doris,
My morning is SHIT! Ive just started out so badly!! First of all,on my way to work, i saw this lady in a yellow top,black skinnies and yellow shoes! she did not stop there… She had a yellow hair band and hand bag!! i almost puked!!!!
p.s YELLOW IS MY WORST COLOR!

Secondly i was forced to use a yellow bus!!! yall know those yellow buses??! STAR BUS!? yeah! i did not mind until someone farted!!! Farting in buses and matatus is normal until everyone thinks its YOU who farted!!! Just because i was dozing does not mean it WAS ME!!!! Plus i know how my fart smells like Calvin Klein Euphoria!! and what was diffusing in that bus was not anything close to that!!!

Ck_8

that is not all…MISS MAKUENI SAW ME PICKING MY NOSE!!!! ARGHHHH!

like my small sister says: a thousand mayhems!!!

I forgot to mention the title of this post has absolutely nothing to do with this post!!! its just been long since i said BUTTOCKS!

 

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