My morning is SHIT! Ive just started out so badly!! First of all,on my way to work, i saw this lady in a yellow top,black skinnies and yellow shoes! she did not stop there… She had a yellow hair band and hand bag!! i almost puked!!!!
p.s YELLOW IS MY WORST COLOR!
Secondly i was forced to use a yellow bus!!! yall know those yellow buses??! STAR BUS!? yeah! i did not mind until someone farted!!! Farting in buses and matatus is normal until everyone thinks its YOU who farted!!! Just because i was dozing does not mean it WAS ME!!!! Plus i know how my fart smells like Calvin Klein Euphoria!! and what was diffusing in that bus was not anything close to that!!!
that is not all…MISS MAKUENI SAW ME PICKING MY NOSE!!!! ARGHHHH!
like my small sister says: a thousand mayhems!!!
I forgot to mention the title of this post has absolutely nothing to do with this post!!! its just been long since i said BUTTOCKS!