29 Jul

Good morning Doris,

I forgot my wallet at home!!! Some Indian woman paid for my transport to work. She smiled at me earlier on the bus, i pretended i didnt see shit!

My first love was an Indian woman!! 

She was like 7 years old! i was 6!! i started going for older women from scratch!! haha! her name- SHYROSE JALIPA. i cant believe i can remember her name!! It was big what we had…we would share erasers and pencils… we would share my apple and id eat all her chevda!! Wait aminute….for some strange reason that last sentence sounds very dirty! I mean the real apples and chevdas! PERVERT!


Where was i…yeah, CHEVDAS! I loved the way she would sit back and watch me DISCOMBOBULATE her Chevdas! (I MEAN THE THINGS IN…. u know wat forget it) Then she would add me some more!! Our love was forbidden!! We had to see each other in secret!! All we had was 8 hours everyday! Her parents didnt like me very much!! And my parents, well, they started fearing when this one time i came home rocking an engagement ring!!! HAHAHA! I AM VERY SERIOUS! It was huge and had ENOUGH colors! We had decided to run away together! we were going to live in a shed we had built behind the school library, where no one would find us!!! We would steal one of their cars, the black one, it was faster than the rest and could not be seen at night!!! We had dreams!!

This beautiful story ends here!!!

Things happened so fast… i was seven, a new girl in town….Things were moving too fast!! The new WOMAN liked me, i liked her, Shyrose changed schools, i lost the ring!!


I get married to The New Girl (Irene) we have a big wedding…. All the children attend!!!

Im nine! Nothing from Shyrose, no letter, no phone call… nothing!!

1 Comment

Posted by on July 29, 2010 in Uncategorized



One response to “INDIAN WOMEN

  1. Abba

    July 29, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Ian, why is your life soo exciting?


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