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SEXY WIDOW

05 Aug

Dear Doris,

You will laugh your as off…

Jack
decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.. So they loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught
in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she
explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." 
Gothic+sexy+widow+black+wig

"Don't
worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the
weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the
two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the 
night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But
about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend. 

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?" 

"Yes, I do." Said Bob.

"Did you, er, happen to getup in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" 

"Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have
to admit that I did." 
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said,
"Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?" 

"She just died and left me everything."

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Posted by on August 5, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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