i am at the office…. i am going deaf!!! AGAIN!!! But this story is not about my ears or sex…. but the two will keep on coming up!!
I AM NOT A LIAR!!! MANY PEOPLE THINK I AM- ILL TELL YOU WHY!!!
i am loud!!! I tell my stories how it is, if a banana was involved, i WILL get a banana!! if there was a kick…i will kick!!!!
thats just part of the reason…. Another thing, the weirdest shit happen to me!!!! ON THE REGULAR! sometimes i choose to just shut up and keep my story to myself!!!! For example yesterday on my way home, i took a cab from the office at like 9:30pm… halfway through, the driver stops the ride ad pulls out a gun and asks me to empty my pockets then dumps me somewhere along the way!!!! YOU SEE SOME OF YOU THINK IM LYING!!!!! i didnt tell anyone though coz it was only 4 days ago that i was mugged in town…. beaten up by 7 guys!!! AS IN I ATTRACT FICTIONIOUS SHIT e.g i2 years ago i was in an accident where all 8 passangers died except the driver and i, i have shaked Obamas hand, I dont drink or smoke, i broke both my wrists trying to impress a girl in class 3, among other unbelievable shit ! is FICTIONIOUS even a word??!
People believed me until i came back home from High school the 1st time (end of 1st term form 1) i was in school 2 months and already two students and a teacher had died!!!! I AM NOT LYING!!!!
You can imagine how many people died in a span of 4 years!!!! THE ANSWER: A LOT!
If you are waiting for anything on the title…. I LIED!!!!