I almost forgot to post this particular story!!
I am going to tell you a story about a woman I am in love with!!! Not Jennifer Hudson, not Ngwatilo, not Monique!!!
This is the story:
I fall in love with women I have never met faster than women I have met!!! Don’t get it twisted, when I say IN LOVE I don’t mean the kind of thing husbands and wives have or some two teenagers feel for each other on the first few days of a relationship before sex!!! my kind of love is weird…. When I say I am in love I mean- I have found a random person who has a great smile, great body, great heart n beautiful brains!!!! Oh n money!! Hahaha!
Like I was saying, I love falling in love with women I’ve hardly met! I feel dangerous! Just last month I was in love with an inmate! still is, I think she hilarious!!!! We write each other letters n shit!!! 3 days ago I fell in lovee with Neema!!! But now my people…. I have found yet another love!!!
Beautiful by all standards, sexy, contagious smile…her brains?? A medicine student!!! We talk all the time- but we have ne’er met!!! Her voice over the phone is a lie- too perfect to hold truth!! Her name Hawi*! Which means luck! that’s not her real name!! but that’s I think of her like!! We started talking not so long ago…. I can’t remember how it started….
She thinks she’s older than me, I am sure I am older than her!! She thinks I have a soft side, I know I’m all soft!!! Yani, I am a lover not a fighter…. She didn’t reply my text last night… I forgive her!! She thinks I am crazy- she doesn’t know it’s only for her and Hudson and Monique and Elis!!!!
She asked me to tell her something about me she doesn’t know…. I can’t remember if I answered!!! But Ill answer again-
you don’t know I own a pair of pink socks written I CAN BE YOUR CANDY MAN!
Hawi* is my luck with wings!!