The 9 are intentional!
I find the title SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS a very disturbing title for children!!! Lemme review this storybook in my own perverted way!!! Within my words you will find sense!!
- Not a dwarf was female!!!
- Their names as I remember were Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Happy, Bashful,Sneezy, and Sleepy… I don’t know about you but as the list went on, these names seemed get and more suspect!!!! DOPEY!! REALLY! SLEEPY sounds like a sex addict!! And DOC!! Ha-ha this sounds like a character from a porn movie! Aha!! SNEEZY is definitely suffering from SOMETHING!!!! HAPPY is getting some!!! Hahira!!!
- The dwarfs’ occupation is working in the diamond mines!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am I the only one who gets this one? !!! Speaks for itself!!!!The film is sprinkled with wonderful, sing-along songs including “Heigh Ho,” , “Whistle While You Work,” and “Someday My Prince Will Come”!! It’s all there in black and white!!! Check the video out – HIGH HO!!!
- I am laughing my ass off as I write this!!!! The 1st verse goes like this… “We dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through. To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do It ain’t no trick to get rich quick. If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick. In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! Where a million diamonds shine!
- The book starts like this: Once upon a time there lived a lovely little Princess named Snow White. Her vain and wicked Stepmother the Queen feared that some day, Snow White’s beauty would surpass her own. So she dressed the little Princess in rags and forced her to work as a Scullery Maid. hahaha!! NAUGHTY STEP MOTHER!!!I want to make it clear that these dwarfs are NOT CHILDREN!!!!! they have long beards n shit!!! They know wasup when a BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WHOSE SKIN IS AS WHITE AS SNOW AND SOFT AS SILK COMES TO THEIR HOUSE!!!!
I will stop here coz this is getting long!