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ADAM AND LEAVE

24 Aug

Dear Doris,

have you ever thought of how different life would be if Adam didnt taste that apple!??

If he could have just said, "get away from me bitch!!' or "imma tell on your ass!!" and run and tell God!! if Adam wouldnt have taken that bite, the following things would be different!!!!

1. WE WOULD STILL BE NAKED!!!!

imagine 4 million naked human beings!!! AND THATS IN NAIROBI ONLYYY!!!! im seeing myself walking into Black Diamond, the club is packed!!! all these naked frames dancing!!! THEY DONT EVEN KNOW THEY ARE NAKED!!!! you should see my face!! im so very excited!!

I woulda prayed to God to give me just a little knowledge above the rest!!! Id be the only person aware of all the nudity going round!!!!

Im seeing myself at work!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OHH  MY HEAVENSSS!!!!!!

im seeing myself in a matatu…. "moja kileleshwa!!!" HAHAHAH!!!

im seeing myself in class!!!

ADAM YOU MESSED THIS UP!!! SHAME ON YOURSELF!

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2. BESTIALITY WOULD BE RAMPANT

i thank you adam for taking that bite!!!! Im trying to imagine man and all  the animals in the world living in HARMONY!!!! I vcant even think it!!!! dinosaurs, lions, aligators….. ARGHHHH!!!!!

this is the point i wish he swallowed thi thing whole!!!!!

3.NO 10 COMMANDMENTS

now this i like….. coveting your neighbors wife would be okay!!! i would walk round the neighborhood just busy COVETING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH! i am good with all the 9 others though!!!!Eve

4. JESUS WOULD BE OK

if you have watched PASSION OF CHRIST, you and i both know how badly OUR FRIEND was whooped!!!! even Kenyas GSU dont go that hard on a brother. we wouldnt have sins to be forgiven.  Jesus would still have been born from a virgin mother….He would have still been a carpenter…..but not beaten up for our sins!!!!

I HOPE YOU ARE FEELING GUILTY ADAM!!!

5. I HAVE JUST WATCHED THE TRAILER OF PASSION OF C. AND IM SHAKING MY ASS OFF!!!! ADAM THIS ONE IS ON YOU!!!!

6. BEING LAZY WOULD BE FINE

one bite and we have to plough the land for food!!!!!! if i was adam i would have fenced that tree with 15000volts of elctric fencing!!! an put 15000 lions to guard it!!! EVE ALSO IS ANOTHER JINGA!!!! NKT!!! who sent her there!!

7. WE WOULD ALL BE LIVING IN ONE ESTATE- EDENSVILLE!!! ALL 3 billion of us……… and on the gate, a huge sign, 

"THOU CAN COVET THY NEIGHBORS WIFE!!!!"

sigh!!!

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LUNCH AWAITS!!!

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1 Comment

Posted by on August 24, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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One response to “ADAM AND LEAVE

  1. Nabutilu

    August 24, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    me likey # 3 and 6! 🙂

     

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