one of my friends has just called me!!! I last heard from him in form 3-many years ago!! He had a problem!! His girlfriend is cheating on him!!! Its weird how this issue is what breaks the silence between us!! I dodnt know what to tell him.
"leave her!!!" i said!!!
ladies and gentlemen,theres nothing i hate more than a cheating girlfriend!!! it grates my balls!!! And if theres anyone out there who is reading this and you being cheated on and you know it- FUCKIN END IT!! im sorry for cussing!!!
i suck at advising people on relationships, i dont know why they keep coming back for more bad advice!!! i put together 4 stories! among these 4 women, who would you go out with? all 4 have their own disadvantages and and advantages. for each one, is a different man who wants to go out with her but are not sure- they asked Dr. Sketch!!!!
shes very beautiful. naughty and knows how to dress. knows her conversation. high maintainance. shes tall and almost done her 1st degree. shes definitely what you want your friends to see you with. she knows her designers. she drinks white wine only. Shes going out with another man though!! rich and white!! financially has the situation but is never home. she sleeps in posh hotels!
she dances like a queen. no major moves but her HIPS DONT LIE!!!!
my advice: SHE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART
shes 18! Honest, short nd in charge!! Shes beautiful too but not anywhere close to THE BEAUTY. she just started university! She talks about family a lot. not just family, HER OWN FAMILY!!! shes a wife. she goes out, but not often. she likes to talk! shes new at this relationship thing!!! she cant dance! doesnt cheat.
shes the young one!!
my advice: TRAIN HER HER TO BE YOUR WOMAN. SHE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU!
3. THE EX
still in love wit her! beautiful, brains and a smile to match!!! she broke up with him but he wasnt done loving her! Still friends, they text every so often, he calls when he thinks of her, thats almost all the time. he still says goodnight like he used to. he needs another chance coz without her, his world is ash and sand! She reads her Bible!
shes the angel he is waiting for…
my advice: DONT STOP LOVING HER. KEEP A LIL LOVE FOR HER SOMEWHERE IN YOUR HEART. NOW SHOW HER YOU LOVE HER! BRACE YOUR HEART FOR ANYTHING!
4.THE BEAUTIFUL STRANGER
hahahahaha!!! This is my problem!! me am always loving strangers!!
Beautiful. Brains. Shy. sexy laugh!! We have never met! Shes never around!! she goes to school in a different country. i ahve taken "Absence makes the heart grow fonder' to a whole new level!!! my heart is VERY FONDER right now!! haah! i dont kno much about her, but i know what i need to know already… SHES a beautiful, intelligent woman who listens to Atemi!!
My advice: ASK FOR ADVICE!hahaha!
BONUS: THE SECRET
she shows no emotions. its hard to know what she thinks or wants…shes been a friend very long!! she knows his family. shes loved by his family. He loves her but has never said it!! He knows who shes sleeping with!! He is confused! Shes single! He wonders how many things he doesnt know about her!! He is scared!
my advice: WE ALL HAVE SECRETS!! BUT BE WARNED, ONE OF HER SECRETS WILL KILL YOU!!!