Yesterday night,i listened to he funniest conversation ever, between my small bro and his girlfriend!! Dont get me wrong, brotha had his game on!! He had his voice tuned too!! He sings bass….
( JUST SO YOU KNOW HE WAS 1st AT THE MUSIC FEST SOLO THIS YEAR)
so you can imagine his voice in the middle of the night!!! its sounds like that guy for boyz ll men who keeps on talking…. he waited until i fell asleep- OR SO HE THOUGHT!!!
oh did i tell you he is 15??
He didnt have much credit thus the timing (12:18am)!!! The plan was to get the chic when she was tired thus very little talking!!! it works, even for me….
"HelloWWWWW" he said…. i almost shot out of bed!!!! ive never heard that voice IN THIS HOUSE!!!!!
his words were calculated!!! it was supposed to be hello, how was your day and just wanted to say goodnight!!!!
SHORT AND PERFECT!!! but this was only going to work if the chic was asleep and woke up or was almost sleeping!!!!
HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS NOT ASLEEP OR GETTING READY TO DO SO!! MAJOR FAILURE!!
i could sense tension in the room when the voice on the other side hallad back "heyyyyyy sema. imagine we had to go shopping at 11!! my mom forced me…."
The chic couldnt stop talking….
because he didnt want to look bad, he acted tired and repeated "just wanted to say good night!!" over and over again!!!!!
i was laughing in my duvet so hard i almost tore my diaphragm!!!!
i cant remember if he hang up by himself or the service provider help him do it….. all i know is that he didnt have a plan B, and plan A was a rumor!!!!
talking about phone calls, let me spice up things a little bit… lets talk about PHONE SEX!!
now calm down Doris…. i can already see your pages sweating!!
my next story is very LOOOONNGGG!! so i will not say it here.. instead i will post it in my next post!!
ill call it PHONE SEX!