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I LIKE PAINT AND HATE FLATS

20 Sep

Dear Doris,

The weekend was on the extremes!!!! Saturday was SUPER AWESOMEEEE!!!! i will explain!

Me and like 16 other friend went for paint balling!! it was
violently awesome!! i was shot twice on the ass and twice on the
back… but that was nothing compared to my bro who was shot ONCE on the
upper lip!!! HAHAHAHA!!! the paint ball breached the mask and went for
his lip!!! My other friend was shot on the face..BETWEEN THE EYES!!!!
DEAD SHOT!!!! and the guy who was shot didnt have his mask on!!!! It
hurt big time!!!! Guess who shot him?? NOT ME- my bro!!!! Paintball

i am blind, my aim is terrible, so i was going for things no one can
miss…BOOBS AND ASS! all the chics had a paint mark on the rear!!!
SMOKIN ACE!!!! hahaha!!!

we went for a few fantas afterwards!! then i went for a hair cut….. i was ready for the NIGHT!!!!

the night started out very well!!! enough money and two women who laughed at everything i said!!! i was fine till  we decided to change clubs!!!

IT WAS DOWN HILL HERE ON!!!!

we had got a flat tire……. SHOOT NUMBER ONE!!!

we didnt have a spare……SHOOT NUMBER TWO!!!

we didnt have a jack or spanner….SHOOT NUMBER THREE AND FOUR!!!

we got a jack and a spanner but there was a security nut…….SHOOT NUMBER FIVE!!!

we got a nut spanner but couldnt fix the tire!!it had 13 holes….SHOOT NUMBER SIX!!!

it was 4 in the morning and couldnt buy a new tire…….SHOOT NUMBER SEVEN!!!

IT WAS FREEZING………SHOOT NUMBER EIGHT!!!

i lost my women…..SHOOT NUMBER NINE!on Sunday i woke up at midday to go to work.I was at the office till 10pm working on a newspaper ad………10th AND FINAL SHOOT!!!!!

Duty calls MY LOVE….in my heart you shall forever reign!!!

p.s- i terribly miss HAWI*  my other love….

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2 Comments

Posted by on September 20, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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2 responses to “I LIKE PAINT AND HATE FLATS

  1. pattie

    September 24, 2010 at 11:33 am

    hey, had to comment. yes they were laughing at everything you said huh?

     
  2. the sketch

    September 24, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    yeah.. i am a funny guy!hahahahaah!!! plus i like 1 of them…. 😉

     

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