25 Oct

Dear Doris,

You have no idea how being away from you has made me sad!! As we speak my heart overflows with sadness… Sadness from uncertainity!! Is it really uncertainity or an unquestionable fact i have just come across!!? Bottom line is, I am sad and its not because it a Monday!!!

A whole load has happened since we last spoke… Maybe i have exaggerated a little bit. What i meant to say was…aghh, forget it!!!

I am hungry!! I have just had a lot of drama in the bathroom!! Thing is, I ate out last night…my stomch is experiencing what i refer to ass "cul sur le feu" which means ASS ON FIRE in french!!! So about the drama…We have these office meetings every Monday morning that i lead…You can imagine how long i tried holding in my CURSE!! An hour into the meeting, i had had it and excused myself…


"get yourselves a cup of tea people… I have to take this call!!' i said and sped off!!!


I had to hurry because the whole office was waiting for me to continue!!! So i hurried…My efforts came to a sudden halt when i flushed the toilet!!!! INSTEAD OF THE SHIT GOING…..THE SHIT WAS COMING!!!!! I will end my story here as i am getting nausiated!! AND I HAVENT HAD MY breakfast!!But just to make things clear, i made t back to the meeting dry =)

In other news, on the bus to work this morning, i met two teenagers going to school!! They had the weirdest discussions!!!

So one goes…"

opposites attract right??"

The other one stupidly shouts…"Oh my gawwwd Rob, you in love or something!!hahaah"

Rob get pissed but calmly continues….

"If so, then a man with a huge ding ding can get attracted to another with…." He did not finish….

"Nigga you gay!!! No homo man!!!" The other one sparks!!!

They get off at Consolata!!

What do we teach our children these days??!!!

1 Comment

Posted by on October 25, 2010 in Uncategorized


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One response to “OPPOSITES ATTRACT

  1. awaweru

    August 8, 2011 at 12:19 am



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