28 Oct

Dear Doris,

I am laughing my ass off and after I tell you why…you will be laughing your ass off too!! HAHAHAHA!! It is a beautiful day…. Truly is!! Not many days start with me ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF also known as ROTFLMAO in this time!!!

So I was looking for my education papers today morning. You know how annoying it is to look for old transcripts and certificates!! I find it very annoying because I suck at filling my documents!!! They are everywhere!! So some were in this file called LOVE LETTERS!!! hahaha!! Its an old file from high school..and in this file were all my letters from high school….From that file you could follow up on any of my high school relationships from scratch… YET I DONT DO THAT FOR MY EDUCATION DOCUMENTS!!! As we speak, there is absolutely no evidence that i was in nursery school…. No papers, no pictures, no nothing!! But this isnt about my education…this is about my letters!!!

So I will tell you about a few of the women I went out with!!! HAHAAH!!

1. Sheila!!

I met Sheila randomly at a set book play!! I was asleep and she asked me to wake up.. She wrote me a note…see below!!


"Sema ian,

Pliz dont it negatively but pliz wacha kusleep. From Sheila, Reply.

(the girl from Aluor wearing spec*)"

Now listen very carefully…i dont know where she got my name from…wait a minute… i was famous…so yeah i know where she got my name from, maybe the girl seated next to her!! hahaah! So She spelt specs wrong is there even a right spelling… i dont think that word even exists…look it up!! its short for specifications!!! I looked round and not only was she the only girl from Aluor with glasses but the only student in the whole fu*n room!! She wasnt looking bad..just saying!! I reply…

"I wouldnt be asleep if you were sitting right next to me…" hahaha!!! You have to admit i am smooth!haha! My other woman from a different school sees me passing the note and is FURIOUS!!! She doesnt say a word!!!I carry ny seat and sit next to Sheila and we talk through the whole play… I knew I was going to ace english anyway…. My relationship with Sheila didnt last long… Apparently she was threatened by my other girlriend who was bigger than her…. HAHAHA!!She wrote me a letter… I hope you can read…

My letters

  My letters1

I Feel like this is already too much for one post!! So ill continue the saga in my next post just now!!!

It gets juicier…..

p.s – you can tell how old i am from the colour of the paper…. i am old Doris…..


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6 responses to “YOUNG LOVE IS SO BEAUTIFUL…haha!

  1. pattie

    October 28, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    1. Dedics-DEAD***
    2. I wanted to make all your dreams about true******
    3. Only Jah knows*******DEAD 2.0
    4. The letter in general*****dead again!!!!!

  2. Nabutilu

    October 28, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    Ian darling where are you?i get no answer!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! hehahahaha

  3. M Nyasuba

    October 29, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Specs **********
    Dedics******* all time favourite

  4. Mushka

    August 13, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    *the following shall be read in a sing-songey voice* Stalker aleeeeeeeeert!! *end of use of sing-songey voice*
    Among the list of things most disturbing in this particular fan mail lies the fact that she needs to hear the words “I don’t want you ever again in my life” with a slight pinch of spit thrown in… Waah!!! (yup! that’s all I’m going to say…) WAAH!!!

    • mydeardoris

      August 15, 2011 at 12:18 pm

      i have laughed like a mad man!!! Keep stalking!

  5. Anna

    December 23, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    This is too funny.lmao:D

    I just stumbled on this link on a friend’s facebook page


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