I do not have an Aston Martin… If I did I wouldn't be planning on bitching on what I am just about to bitch about!!
So a friend of mine calls me up and asks if we could meet up… We spoke last in 2006…. In high school. Lets call him Victor*. I am down with the plan. I ask him to come to Sarit because town is just a hustle and I had some work to finish at the office.
Be advised, I went to Barding High School… Google it… "did you mean boarding high school?" Its not on sexing* google!! I am not even sure if I got secondary education!!
So he calls me that he is at Sarit!! At the gate!! This tells you of the oncoming disaster!!
We go to Dormans and I quickly order for a glass of juice… this always serves as an idea to the other person about how much money I have to spend!!! The most you can order is two glasses of juice….
"mimi nataka food…." he says!! i am in shock.. That menu has nothing less than 330/= on the food part!
"steak iko…na rice??" My heart stopped!! THAT'S 780/= DID HE SEXING* SEE THAT!!???
"na mango juice" he comfortably adds!!!
I am hyperventilating… "my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy….."
I totally zoned out… I heard absolutely nothing he said until the steak came… From the menue it looked like they would bring a sexing* cow with a ribbon!!
The bill came to 1020/= COMPLETELY DISTRAUGHT!
On our way out he asks me for some money to start a business!!
People…. Me wearing expensive shirts and shoes and FACE does not mean i am rich!! Behind my expensive designer clothes lies THE HUSTLE…
P.s I am listening to Usher's Nice and slow I like when he keeps on repeating…"I'll freak you right I will"
That is all…
RANDOM… please check this out kuweni serious!