I am in such a hurry and I cant write a long letter, in fact, I am almost done with this one.
You remember asking me why i don’t eat BlueBend*? The margarine? Well When I was a kid, our then house-help/nanny Grace told me it was made out of fat from dead people. Please understand that I had barely started school… I have never tried it ever since… It says on the ads it helps kids grow!! I grew without it… I looked at the tin this morning… Just to see what has changed… Well, just below BlueBend* is written, in tiny letters ‘FAT SPREAD’ Grace was right!!
In less disgusting news… Have you ever seen a bed bug? I am proud to say that I have seen a bed bug… not one, not two… MILLIONS!! I just thought that was necessary