My one and only… My world stops spinning before your beauty!
How was your weekend Sugar? Mine was.. well.. That will be on my next letter. Today its all about Turquoise 2.
If your memory is worth writing home about, you probably remember Women in Turquoise 1! If you don’t remember this letter or you don’t know about it at all, I suggest you go read it here
Lets start from known to unknown…
We already know this woman is my type… Padded and yellow and dresses in fine fabric perfumed with basil and myrrh and lavender and sage and camomile… and and and…
We also know that she has my number! Please note that my business card, at the time, had two of my numbers, one of the two was wrong! The probabilities of her EVER getting back to me had just been halved!!!
We probably know that I AM PRAYING MY ASS OFF FOR HER TO CALL or text… or send a smoke signal!
Our woman waits 8 days to communicate… I was her bitch!!
She calls me on a Monday morning. 10am to be exact! I am in a meeting so I hung up and text back.
Please be advised that the 50% chance I had has just been halved… I am doing badly!
I forget about this call completely until a text comes in at about 4pm, “is that meeting long or what :)”
It was clearly a woman… No man sends me smileys…
“I am extremely sorry. Sema?” I reply with skewed interests!
“I am sure you wouldn’t guess who this is :)” she replied>
I was getting bored with this… I was getting irritated. I had deduced its had to be a woman I ‘used’ to know a WHILE back or a woman I met at some club and exchanged numbers… all in all it had to be a random!
Please be advised that if a woman asks you to guess who she is… DONT DO IT! You will be in so much trouble you have no idea… NEVER GUESS! NEVER!
“I honestly can’t guess! Give me a clue!” I text.
“you saved my life :D” she texted back…
She had me with this woman… I had no idea whose life i saved in the past century… And what does she mean by ‘saved life’? was she falling from a cliff and I jumped and held her hand to pull her back up? or I dove in the line of fire…
I had nothing to lose!! I press my ‘FLIRT’ button!
“I saved your life? well, is beautiful another clue ;)” I text
“haha. Maybe!” she replies!! Please not that a woman who is genuinely beautiful will never say it!! She has nothing to prove and she knows it.
I had a situation on my hands… I rush through my history… NOTHING!
“tell me what you are wearing and I will give you three people you might be” I text back.
Please not that I am slowly entangling myself in my own web!! I had just made a mistake I couldn’t correct! Now I had to guess who she was after her next text!
“sky blue skirt suit and red patent heels” she replies… I HAD NO CLUE WHO THE FUCK THIS WAS!! AT ALL!
I buy time as I google ‘patent’
“I need more ;)” I reply
google: Patent leather is leather that has been finished with chemicals that give it a shiny, reflective surface. It is usually black, and has long been popular for dress and …
TO CUT THIS WHOLE STORY SHORT, I couldn’t guess, even after the bra colour!!
“Its Rita. We met at the Spring Valley shopping centre…. Remember?”
She had made the situation a bit tricky… I had to review all the women I met at this place… it was taking a while…
“you almost got beat by that cop :D” she adds!
“hey gorgeous :)” i reply… My heart racing!
YOU ARE GOING TO HATE ME FOR THIS BUT THIS POST IS WAY PAST 600 WORDS AND WILL HAVE TO HAVE A PART 3, which will come out this evening, I promise!!
TRAILER: WOMEN IN TURQUOISE 3 >>> ART CAFé >>> Loresho >>> THE SITUATION JUST GOT HOTTER 😉