I have waited patiently for one whole day without news of you; I have been counting the time and that’s what it must be. But a second day I can see no reason for it, unless my servants have grown lazy or been captured by the enemy, for I dare not put the blame on you, my beautiful angel: I am too confident of your affection–which is certainly due to me, for my love was never greater, nor my desire more urgent; that s why I repeat this refrain in all my letters: come, come, come, my dear love.
I miss you my love. The problems we have had in the past have made the distance between us unbelievably longer! I long for your touch Doris… I long for the smell of your hair… I long for us!
Love nini nini!
I promised to teach you how to KILL A MOSQUITO on this post! I am going to do exactly that! You will learn a lot here! Please pay attention… Class is in session!
Before I teach you how to kill a mosquito, i will teach you about what a mosquito is! You have to learn about what you want to kill before you go killing it… I can see the look on your face… It’s like you know what a mosquito is… Well my love, a mosquito is beyond the six-legged buzzing pest!
Did you know mosquitoes are the deadliest animals on earth!!? I could go on and explain how but this wasnt a Biology lesson!
Another thing is that only female mosquitoes bite… So fear not, only half of those buzzing idiots will actually bite you… The male mosquito feeds on nectar… The female needs your blood to reproduce… It’s just trying to have a family which makes me feel terrible for killing all those mosquitoes in my ‘mosquito obituary!’
Mosquitoes are among the slowest flying insects… Imagine if it was one of the fastest… We would all be diarrhearing from malaria! So thank your god for that small fact!
Ok this next bit is extremely cool: Mosquito mates synchronize their wing beats to perform a lover’s duet. As in sometimes when you hear that buzz, it might be two mosquitoes completely head over heels over each other!! You kill them and they were not even going to bite you!! SAD! Meaning so many mosquitoes die because of falling in love!Thats what you call a dangerous love affair!
This is the funniest bit of them all: Mosquitoes can detect carbon dioxide from 75 feet away. Carbon dioxide, which humans produce, is the key signal to mosquitoes that a potential blood meal is near. They’ve developed a keen sensitivity to CO2 in the air. Once a female senses CO2 in the vicinity, she flies back and forth through the CO2 plume until she locates her victim. As in the more you fart the more you get bitten! So be aware of those people who keep on complaining about mosquito bites… THOSE NIGGAS KEEP FARTING!!! So next time you are bitten… Shut up!