How are you doing today Sweetheart! There is nothing more painful than the loss of a loved one… I feel like I am losing you and the thought crushes me! I am doing my best trying to keep this relationship together as you sit back and watch it crumble without raising a finger! I treasure us more than i treasure my own life! I have told you this before but clearly you are not taking it with the seriousness Id like you to take it with….
Its lunch time! Give me a minute I rush to Sarit to get a MEGA SUPER SCRUMPTIOULICIOUS SANDWICH!
I am back!
If I remember correctly, I left of at the making out scene right?
I need you to switch of your music! I didn’t say lower your volume… SWITCH IT OFF! Yes!
SO we get to Chiromo and these two human beings are sucking the hell out of each others faces! The matatu stopped here for a while because the makanga had to fit in a huge sack in the boot!
But I think he spent most of his time ogling at the two that he forgot his job! Because the sack didn’t even fit at the end of it all!
Two people making out is fine… But this guy had his hands under the woman’s dress… YES DRESS! Her ass down to her toes was food to mine and everyone elses eye… Except I couldn’t see shit! I am blind! Ok maybe the white underwear… Her thighs were pretty dark! Moving on!
Her dress was pulled up till her bra… The guy paid no attention to all the ATTENTION he had attracted! His hands were all over the woman… 4 more minutes of what they were doing and they would have had sex right there and then!! One of this woman’s leg is raised a little bit – as in it was a sex scene! The flickering street light above them didn’t matter to them!
We were there for like 3 minutes tops! What I was seeing was cut right out of a porn movie!
It got to a point the man grabs the woman’s diab! He slides his hand into her undies and from where i was sitting – it was clear! Grab -> Squeeze -> almost yanking it out!
He is eating the woman up… Her neck is being bitten off… Her head keeps on falling back in fast, dangerous jolts… Like she was possessed! Oh, and she is almost tearing the man’s shirt… I dont think it costed much; the shirt; because he let her tag on it… YOU CANNOT DO THAT TO THE SHIRTS I WEAR!!! I WILL KILLL YOU!
Back to our porn movie!
All this time, the matatu was in silence… Everyone held their breath… I know a minute percentile was horrified by this… The rest were busy getting erections and losing breath!
Like I said, I am blind, and I wanted to see also… So I kept on moving to focus clear images to my destroyed retina! I didn’t notice I was doing this until the little girl shoved me aside and said in a scary little voice,
“Ni nini na wewe… Kwani Unadhani ni wewe pekee yako unataka kuona!”
Her voice shattered thorough the silence!
My window was up…
She leaned forward and lowered it… then clicked “nkt!” as she looked straight into my eyes!
I have to admit, she scared the hell out of me!
My heart was beating fast and loud – I am not sure it’s from the sex scene or from the fear that had just been instilled by this little monster!
The two were still at it… They did not even think of stopping until the matatu driver came out of the car and threw a newspaper at them!
“Munadhani hapa ni Luthuli!?” he sput! He got in the car and we sped off…
They stopped sucking each others faces…. But the guy’s hand was still up her ass crack!
The little girl threw her empty ice cream tin out of the window then looked at me! I was ignoring this… Then she tapped me!
“Sasa ni nini ulikuwa unafanya hapo nyuma!? Eh?” She asks!
In her head, i didnt want her to see the sex scene!
“huh!?” I ask in shock!
“Ulikuwa unataka kuona pekee yako?” she asks, catching me mid statement!
The people in the matatu are laughing mockingly! This child was annoying me!
“Si ujibu?” she continues, getting courage from the passengers who are on her side! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!
“Wewe ulikuwa unataka kuona nini?” I ask in anger! One more word from this child and i was going to smash her face on the dashboard!
“Na kwani wewe ulikuwa unaangalia nini?” she asks!
Here is where i am supposed to smash her head against the dashboard!!
“nkt!” I click!
“Usijam…. jibu tu swali!” she continues… I am so angry i want to kill her, but the sad thing is, there nothing I can do… I can’t smash her big head or get into a verbal fight! I ignore the little bitch!
I was held ransom by a class six idiot!
“Hauleti shangwe!” she finished! She got off before I did! Somewhere near Kileleshwa Primary!
The little brat had the balls to point at me on her way out… THA FUCKS WRONG WITH KIDS THESE DAYS!?
The driver was in tears… “tumewezwa leo!” he said mid laughter!