About Doris

553bd13268e525151e17019e9c1c17c6My love Doris is the prettiest woman I have ever set my eyes on!

She is round (padded), and her skin fair and bright! Nothing short of 100 watts! She is intelligent and funny! Her eyes are works of art… The white in her eyes are magnificent! Her hair, dark and lustrous sit on her shoulders with the grace!

Her smile, well, sugar, spice and chaptis! I love chapatis. Her laugh is contagious! Loud and contagious!

Her teeth are set neatly in her mouth… White ivory embedded in perfect gums!

Her feet are tiny… And her toes cute!

She smells like woman soap, and shampoo, and lotion and perfume… Clean!

My Doris is perfect!


11 responses to “About Doris

  1. Eric waiganjo

    December 20, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    Hi, i’m eric, i have read most of your articles, they are really funny and captivating. I must admit i envy you, i try to write but it never seems to be as captivating as yours, may i ask whats your secret? Are there other writers blogs? If u can, please send me a link.

  2. Catherine Kitty Muthoni

    June 15, 2012 at 9:50 am

    I have to admit that this is, hands down, the funniest blog I’ve ever read, I will have to take a few days off work to read all your articles 🙂 and if you’re not sure if the girl you’re meeting won’t put sugarcane in her fruit salad, then the blind date isn’t worth it ;). Keep writing 🙂

    • mydeardoris

      June 15, 2012 at 10:13 am

      HAHAHAHA! SUGARCANE??! ahahahah! I am just unlucky…

  3. ontvangst thuis

    November 29, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    Nevrr mind, people always have there own thoughts

  4. makagutu

    January 15, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    Please don’t break up lol, you may stop writing and that would be our loss

  5. Kare

    April 27, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    I totally love this blog…it’s my best!! Keep it up!! 🙂

  6. Brax

    August 31, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    nice on. Me like

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  8. Msoh

    January 30, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    Now why would Doris want to leave such a funny man!? is such life?


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